Surreptitious Photos, Posted on the Internet!

My friend and colleague Kevin Smith is well known for selling solutions. "I sell solutions!" he'll tell you, repeatedly.

The weird thing about it is that -- and we probably never would have found this out if it hadn't been for CreateAThon -- Kevin is so solution-oriented that he even sells them in his *sleep.*

He spouts them off, one after the other, without even needing to hear the problem. It's incredible.

Once he really got going, a small group of us huddled in his office and wrote down as many as we could.

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Iodine!

Aqueduct!

Crop Rotation!

Tramp Art!

The Graduated Cylinder!

LLLLLASER BEAMS!

Marketing Tactics!

Reinforced Trusses!

A Multi-Pronged Approach!

Relief Pitcher!

Gift Bouquets!

Propane!

Inclined Plane!

Ailerons!

Management Intervention!

A More Recuperative Sleep!

Tailfins!

Bedrest!

Okra! (unintelligible, may have been "Oprah")

Modular Freedom!

Granulated Wheat Flax!

Special-Order Lighting!

Slenderizing!

Self-Publishing!

Venetian Blinds!

A Sheer Muslin!

Cheesecloth!

Depleted Uranium!

Surveillance Footage!

Y - Adaptors!

Pleats!