One Score and Seven Years

Oh man. It just occurred to me - because I just read it - that the age of 27 is cursed. Turns out all kinds of famous people - Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, etc. - died at 27.

Do you realize what this means?! *I'm* 27 *right* *now*.

Good thing I'm not famous. I got that going for me.

I'll tell you what, though: I'm steering well clear of barbiturates, shotguns and vomit.

I recommend you do the same.