Showing posts with label absurd purchases. Show all posts
Showing posts with label absurd purchases. Show all posts

2/14/07

Urgent Requirement


Oh man. You know what that is? That picture, right over there?

Yeah. That's a BACKPACK that's for DOGS, baby! And I am absolutely getting Vincent one for his birthday.

Unassailable Logic And Rationale:
* Vince likes hiking
* Vince likes eating
* I dislike carrying dog food
* Vince likes (most likely) having a job to do

The little guy likes to feel important, you know? And who am I to stand between him and a useful vocation?

Nobody. That's who.

In fact, I'm the one who's absolutely going to buy that dog a dog backpack. With a handle built in, you'll notice, for carrying the pack and for helping him over gulches. That's the kind of dude I am.

And if for some reason you're *still* not sold (Perhaps you need to go back and reread my Unassailable Logic and Rationale?), then check this:



See that smile? Fuzzy-faced proof-positive product testimonial is what that is, my friend!