My Cat Is More Confrontational Than I Am

Any time you make eye contact with my cat Noah he meows at you for food.

I find myself lowering my head when I walk past him now, knowing that if he doesn't see me seeing him he probably won't say anything.

In this way, passing the food bowl at my house is like pulling up to one of those intersections where people hit you up for money.

Even if you don't give them anything, it's still like they've taken something from you, because you have to feel ridiculous staring straight ahead pretending you don't see something that's in plain sight.

And, of course, it's even worse when it's a freakin' cat.