If Cats Ran The Olympics
If cats ran the Olympics, there would only be one event.
And every four years, my cat Noah would win the gold medal in Finding a Good Spot to Lie Down.
8/3/05
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6 comments:
RE: earwax. Wait until you're old and you start growing long white hairs in your ears. Penny will have a blast picking those out.
Um, no. Never. That's gross. I'll leave that to him.
-lope
I'm leaving 'em! I'll get 'em groomed and braided and bedecked with festive beadery!
maybe ear dreads? That could be cool...
-p
OK, I'm not annoymous anymore, I actually pluck Jack's earhairs. TMI...well you asked for it.
Jan
Jack says: I can feel the earhairs grow as I speak.
Jack
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