Scandalous Accusation

Now, I don't know everything, and this isn't any kind of criticism of the job she did, but I'm pretty sure the lady who cut my hair today was drunk.

She dropped the comb at least three times, and kept jumbling up her words. Plus she admitted that she used to send her kids to the neighborhood bar for after-school supervision. Oh - and every time she made a mistake she would laugh hysterically and seem convinced she was terribly funny.

So if you see me and say, "Dang, man! Was your barber drunk when you got that haircut?!" I'll have no choice but to nod solemly and stare down at the floor, mumbling, "Yeah, dude. Probably."