5/12/05

Family Outings And How They Would Be Different if Our Dog Vince Were A Wooly Mammoth Instead

"C'mere! Here, boy! That's a good boy!"

"No, wait, don't get in the car yet, not yet, wait... DAMMIT, VINCE, YOU CRUSHED THE WHOLE BACK END OF THE CAR!"

"AND THERE GOES THE FRONT END TOO!"

"DAMMIT!"

"No, I'm sorry, I'm not yelling at you... you're a good boy, you just..."

"FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, HE JUST TOOK OUT THE BREAKFAST NOOK WITH HIS TAIL!"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

um... do wooly mammoths have tails? personally, I'd be more concerned about the tusks. It's all fun and games until someone ends up impaled on a tusk.

xo Wee

Colin said...

-AND HE IMPALED THE NEIGHBOR ON HIS GIGANTIC TUSK! SORRY, MRS. LANE!

Luke said...

Imagine mowing over one of those piles of shite!

Wowser!
Luke