Cue the Sitcom Laugh Track

James: Well, how about this one? I think the song "Vicarious," by Tool, would be *great* for your on-hold music.

Simon: Yeah, probably. Although "Sober" is always a classic.

James: Oh yeah. Kick-ass video, too.

Simon: Yeah...

Colin: Hey, what about "Prison Sex"? Prison sex is always good.

[quiet, uncomfortable pause]

Simon: What?